MARCH RAT

Scientists have discovered an infestation of rats on Mars.

March NASA curiosity rover has taken a picture of a rat on Mars in early May.  Some he dismissed as an optical illusion, that it was just a rock, but NASA has confirmed now that it indeed was a rat.

AND in these last days, NASA has reportedly found that there was not a single rat on Mars - there are thousands of rats on Mars.  They will not know how the rats got on the red planet... but many believe that rats are the first beings that come to life on any planet.

Yes it really look like a rat. Of course, it is probably just a rock, but let's face it, this is a boring conclusion. The internet is full of theories about the 'rat '. As for example, maybe it's a rat. Nasa has presented the rat on March as part of a secret experiment to see if the planet supports life? EH? This is a lab rat? Or is it a Martian?

It is ironic that there are rats on Mars. For years, we have used rats in experimental studies to scientific advance of mankind. We have poked them, pushed even them injected with diseases and supposed cures. There is probably no other animal, apart from their cousins the mouse, that humans have benefited more than ourselves.

It was somewhat of a war since the beginning of time for them and us. They hit us first with the biggest blow by spreading the black plague in 1348-50. The plague killed about 200 million people and it took a century and a half for the people of Europe to recover.

In the 16th century, it was our turn to respond to the rat. We did it with a cool looking German guy who had a pipe. The Pied Piper of Hamelin was an expert rat - catcher. No one knows exactly how he did it, but there is a lot of speculation around the General Magic-ness of his pipe and colorful clothes. Needless to say, he got rid of all the rats in the city. Sad story short but, nil in front upwards with the money so he used his pipe to evacuate all children as well!

Since then, the rats have come back ten times. They are all around us.  They are on Mars and Venus and... perhaps even the Sun!